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 Declaratii accidente auto 
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Post Declaratii accidente auto
-Cealalta masina a intrat in mine fara sa ma atentioneze asupra intentiilor ei.
-Incercand sa omor o musca, am intrat cu masina intr`un stalp de telegraf.
-Cand m`am apropiat de intersectie, un semn stop a aparut in locul in care nici un semn stop nu mai aparuse vreodata.
-Ca sa evit lovirea barei masinii din fata, am calcat pietonul.
-O masina invisibila a aparut de nicaieri, mi`a lovit vehiculul si a disparut.
-Pietonul nu stia in ce directie sa se indrepte, asa ca l`am calcat.
-Stalpul de telefon se apropia repede. Am incercat sa virez in afara directiei lui cand el m`a lovit in fata.
-Am claxonat pietonul, dar el se holba la mine.
-Pe un formular de asigurare[soferul lovise o vaca]:
*Cum ati avertisat dvs? -Claxon
*Cum a avertizat celalalt? -Muu!

-Apropiindu`ma de intersectie, nu am vazut nici un vehicul venind din dreapta mea, asa ca am lovit masina din fata.
-Masina din fata mea a lovit pietonul, dar acesta s`a sculat, asa ca l`am lovit si eu.

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10 Nov 2008, 11:41
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Post Re: Declaratii accidente auto
cata imaginatie sa ai:))


10 Nov 2008, 12:08
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